People call me Oliver. I'm gonna be a doctor someday. As of right now, i'm addicted to the shows Parks and Rec, One Piece, Adventure Time, and Breaking Bad. Also, dogs and boxing are cool. This is pretty much the occasional attempt to be funny, and various things I enjoy.

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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(via baconating)

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3 hours ago
diegokisses:

We fuckin watched yee in class I can’t believe this

diegokisses:

We fuckin watched yee in class I can’t believe this

(via eva-420)

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951
Posted
22 hours ago
September 16th

¡Feliz Día de la Independencia! / Happy Mexican Independence Day!

(Source: snowwhties, via jaseyb)

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5106
Posted
2 days ago

A king’s arrival is never silent

A king’s arrival is never silent

(Source: veebrak, via yiffparty2)

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Posted
3 days ago

nxte:

im literally dying

(Source: vine.co, via vaginatrainer)

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Posted
3 days ago

thegnarlyburrito:

I think I slipped a disk, man.

(via donkeybong)

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3 days ago
awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

(via baconating)

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536306
Posted
4 days ago

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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4 days ago
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