Katow-Jo is my Cousin

straightgirl:

shit

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lesbicum:

deerpong:

It’s called the xbox One because when you see it you will do One 360 turn and walk away

if you’re already looking at it won’t you just end up walking up to it again if you rotate in a full circle???? maths.

well I’ll have you know I am a math Major at Columbia and according to this graph

I am right

actually, the first turn is in the opposite direction of the others, so it is -90 degrees. The equation at the bottom should be -90 + 90 + 90 + 90 = 180. Come on, Columbia.

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

this is a thing that happened

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deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

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