People call me Oliver. I'm gonna be a doctor someday. As of right now, i'm addicted to the shows Parks and Rec, One Piece, Adventure Time, and Breaking Bad. Also, dogs and boxing are cool. This is pretty much the occasional attempt to be funny, and various things I enjoy.

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via trashboat)

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thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

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the-goddamazon:

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mistuhsunny:

I literally cannot picture a young Danny Devito.  All I can imagine is a slightly smaller Danny Devito.

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…what the fuck

BRUH

(via trashboat)

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chairman-of-th3-board:


I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

(Source: executive-privilege, via bootythug)

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alanmorlock:

Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)

(via raybucho)

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spacetwinks:

there’s been a lot of good jokes made about harry potter the series and harry potter the character in specific but the classic i keep returning to is this 32 second bit

(via ollivander)

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bluejamjarart:

Desert Reaper
Gives you water in exchange for your life.

bluejamjarart:

Desert Reaper

Gives you water in exchange for your life.

(via torathar)

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schaeferabroad:

Sunset Panorama, taken in Tucson, Arizona

schaeferabroad:

Sunset Panorama, taken in Tucson, Arizona

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